Cold Hands

Cis, she/her/hers. Asexual but I love everyone (including you Steve Carlsberg). Computer Science major. Lives in the beautifully cold coast of Portland Maine.

this is a wierd thing to complain about but I wish my professor for one of my classes would get the due dates for our assignments correct. They often work in our favor like not due until later in the week but this is the third time I’ve pulled a late night/all nighter for unnecessary reasons -_-

— 5 days ago
#school  #bleck  #p sure i spelt unnecessary wrong.. 

chimerahellden:

kelzthalassunwhisper:

girlwiththerobottattoo:

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!

LOL

HOLY FUCKK DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET

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— 1 week ago with 83079 notes

callerina:

hisprincessinconverse:

danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

Whhhhat?
Excuse me.
Let me spread the shit out of this.

This is horrifying. And sadly true.

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— 1 week ago with 66412 notes
#plan b  #contraceptive 

scentedfurniture:

hannibalbalchild:

librariandominatrix:

when old ladies are homophobic but have lesbian haircuts 

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what the fuck is a lesbian haircut?? image

jkhdkj,hKJDHFKJDSHfk

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— 1 week ago with 189891 notes

expensiveface:

"that boy is really cute" "wait cara arent you a lesbian how can you tell" you know what. youre right. i forgot to put on my HomoSpecs™, which allow me to view all men as grayish blurry blobs. Is that jeremy?? i can’t even tell now that i’m wearing my HomoSpecs™. all men look like the same unattractive indistinguishable gray haze to me because i am homosexual 

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— 1 week ago with 91516 notes

princeowl:

scully: mulder what do you think happened here?

mulder:

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— 1 week ago with 24507 notes
#x files  #my show  #my childhood