Cold Hands

Cis, she/her/hers. Asexual but I love everyone (including you Steve Carlsberg). Computer Science major. Lives in the beautifully cold coast of Portland Maine.

porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

that’s avast for you

porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

that’s avast for you

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— 1 month ago with 165234 notes
#avast  #really sucks but its free 
alltsar:

to everyone saying “what has happened to our world”

alltsar:

to everyone saying “what has happened to our world”

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— 1 month ago with 194095 notes
At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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— 1 month ago with 342302 notes
#math  #precal  #never ending tomatoes 

orcasoup:

spinningrims:

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

NO NO NO NO please DO NOT use this service, imalive’s parent company is to write love on her arms, EXTREMELY anti-LGBTQA and corrupt as shit. please use crisischat instead and stay safe.

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— 1 month ago with 99841 notes
#my mistake  #better resource 
sephora:

KAT VON D STUDDED KISS LIPSTICK: THE CLASSICS
An array of quintessential neutrals that are anything but basic

sephora:

KAT VON D STUDDED KISS LIPSTICK: THE CLASSICS

An array of quintessential neutrals that are anything but basic

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— 1 month ago with 169516 notes
#Ooh  #pretty  #makeup 

archiemcphee:

Today the Department of Teeny-weeny Wonders was delighted to learn about the work of Buckinghamshire, England-based illustrator Chloe Giordano, who uses freehand embroidery to create incredibly small, yet finely detailed depictions of animals.

The final works of a sleeping fawn or mouse are scarcely larger than the size of a thimble, yet can take long periods of time to complete as she mixes myriad thread colors to achieve perfection for each piece.

In addition to wonderfully wee embroidered pieces like those pictured here, Giordano also creates 3D sculptures. You can keep up with all of Chloe Giordano’s artwork right here on Tumblr at karenin. She’s currently available for comission-based work as well.

[via Colossal]

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— 1 month ago with 8637 notes

cynthia-weil:

hey guys, i know a lot of people have shared the suicide prevention lifeline number which is really great, but i wanted to remind everyone of this website that does the same, except it’s online. i’m sure there are people who might be more comfortable asking for help this way.

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— 1 month ago with 28421 notes

noten:

I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes 

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politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

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— 1 month ago with 226412 notes

angiearts:

This was something that ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME during my first play-through of Elder Scrolls: Oblivion.

I was a Khajiit who joined the Dark Brotherhood, and SERIOUSLY A UNICORN SAVED ME FROM A MINOTAUR AND LET ME RIDE IT. 

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW BLOWN AWAY I WAS I didn’t even know there was a unicorn in the game so it was the best surprise I ever had. 

I really tried pushing what I usually do, and tried being much more active with these drawings. I’m pretty pleased. 

EDIT: WOW I was never expecting this to hit having 6K+ notes I guess I should have my name on it somewhere yup ‘w’

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— 1 month ago with 10757 notes
#oblivion  #elder scrolls  #unicorn